Toilet Paper Math

I just realized that I bought eighty rolls of toilet paper.  It was supposed to be a guerilla grab-and-go.  I saw the words “softest roll” and “sixteen pack”.  These are, of course, the two most important things to consider when buying toilet paper – maximizing comfort and minimizing return trips. While I was waiting for […]

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Injury Beard Update

Tomorrow morning is surgery.  I’m nervous.  The fear makes me eat terribly…corn dogs, tater tots, ice cream.  They tell you not to eat the night before surgery.  And I need the break. It’s not just the eating, though.  I’m restricted as to what I can do.  They won’t let me work.  I’ve got to sit […]

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Injury Beard

To start on a positive: facial hair suits me.  I think.  It gives me that “rugged” thing.  I think.  And the girlfriend has reacted negatively the few times I’ve shaved.  “I miss your scruff” she’ll say, touching the face.  So it would seem that facial hair suits me. I want to start on the positive […]

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