Stories About Friends Part 1: Ben Harpe

Ours was a quiet town, where folks could do no wrong. Even Evelyn Meachem’s boy Ralph, who never did have a real job, was always a good boy. He just mowed folks’ lawns for a dollar. And even though he mowed crooked, those folks that hired him wore those uneven yards as a badge of […]

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Injury Beard Update 10/29

The beard survives…for now.  Our sketch group had a photo shoot this weekend, and I got some fun pictures with it – I’ll let you know when they are up on the website – where I was compared to Joaquin Phoenix, Zak Galafiniakis, and “an evil priest in a Robert Rodriguez movie.”  I’m pretty happy […]

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Injury Beard Update 10/23

It’s official!  I am now part of Movember, the month-long moustache-growing event raising money for men’s health awareness.  As a man (or an approximation thereof), I care about men’s health, and you should, too.  So check out my moustache page, and donate if you are so inclined. You’ve already seen the progress I’ve made, but […]

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Injury Beard Update

Tomorrow morning is surgery.  I’m nervous.  The fear makes me eat terribly…corn dogs, tater tots, ice cream.  They tell you not to eat the night before surgery.  And I need the break. It’s not just the eating, though.  I’m restricted as to what I can do.  They won’t let me work.  I’ve got to sit […]

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Injury Beard

To start on a positive: facial hair suits me.  I think.  It gives me that “rugged” thing.  I think.  And the girlfriend has reacted negatively the few times I’ve shaved.  “I miss your scruff” she’ll say, touching the face.  So it would seem that facial hair suits me. I want to start on the positive […]

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